Paramedic Stories
The Moving Stain
What's more gross than a patient vomiting blood? The Stain!
De-Gloved Feet
Why wear socks when you can de-glove your feet?
The Last Run of My First Day
My first day as a Paramedic was a doozy.
One Armed Bandit
Recycling can be dangerous work.
College Stories
Phone Phreak
Obsessive noise meets it's sweet revenge from Australia.
Apple Bomb
Fermenting moonshine can be explosive...
The Wedge Prank
Tilty people can be a whole lot of fun.
My FHM "True Story" I sent in this
fake embarrassing story to win $50 from FHM Magazine
Greg and the Goo English essay I
wrote retelling a story about Greg Lewis and his roommate
Medical Stories
"Help, I just injected myself with succinylcholine"
Anesthesiologists can be really tricksy people
"I don't know why he swallowed it"
How much brains does it take to swallow a tack?
Random Stories
A Brush with an Escalade full of Transvestites
Los Angeles has a lot of interesting sights
Steel Talons
Girlfriends like Arcade Games right? Especially really big ones!
The Four Quart Challenge
An impossible bet becomes possible.