The Moving Stain
What's more gross than a patient vomiting blood? The Stain!
De-Gloved Feet   Why wear socks when you can de-glove your feet?
The Last Run of My First Day   My first day as a Paramedic was a doozy.
One Armed Bandit   Recycling can be dangerous work.
Obsessive noise meets it's sweet revenge from Australia.
Apple Bomb   Fermenting moonshine can be explosive...
The Wedge Prank   Tilty people can be a whole lot of fun.
My FHM "True Story" I sent in this fake embarrassing story to win $50 from FHM Magazine
Greg and the Goo English essay I wrote retelling a story about Greg Lewis and his roommate
"Help, I just injected myself with succinylcholine"
Anesthesiologists can be really tricksy people
"I don't know why he swallowed it"   How much brains does it take to swallow a tack?
A Brush with an Escalade full of Transvestites
Los Angeles has a lot of interesting sights
Steel Talons   Girlfriends like Arcade Games right? Especially really big ones!
The Four Quart Challenge   An impossible bet becomes possible.